Three Brainworms for Getting Teens Out of Bed

(To the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree”) Tarantulas, tarantulas Are waiting in your bedroom Tarantulas, tarantulas With abdomens like mushrooms. Eight hairy legs, eight beady eyes, And in between your sheets it hides. Tarantulas, tarantulas Are waiting in your bedroom. (To “Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes") There’s black widows in your bed (in your bed!) If they bite you, you’ll be dead, (you’ll be dead!) So you’d better get your butt down here instead. There’s black widows in your bed! (in your bed!) (To “Yankee Doodle”) The centipedes are in your bed, They’re underneath the covers, They’ll cuddle up and bite your butt As intimate as lovers. Centipedes will bite your butt, And they’re feeling randy, And if you do not get up They’ll eat you up like candy.