Georgie Claws is Coming to Town

Oh, you'd better watch out, you'd better not cry,

You'd better not place a call to Dubai.

Georgie-Claws is coming to town.

He's making a list, and checking it twice,

After he's asked Dick Cheney's advice.

Georgie-Claws is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping,

He knows when you're awake.

He knows if you're a terrorist

Or you're just a liberal flake.

Oh, you'd better not leak, you'd better not blab,

You'd better not raid an animal lab.

Georgie-Claws is coming to town.

With little wire taps and tiny live cams,

He's even planted bugs on your hams.

Georgie-Claws is coming to town.

With little hidden cameras

In every public place,

He'll know if you write "Xmas" or say

"Happy Holidays!"

So you'd better not shout of saving the whales.

You'd better shut up and go to the sales.

Georgie-Claws is starting to frown,

Georgie-Claws is writing it down,

Georgie-Claws is coming to town.