Tuesday, February 3, 2009

On Da First Day of Christmas

On da first day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me
da promise of one house foa me

On da second day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da tird day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
three landfill sites
two sewage plants
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da fourt day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da fit day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da six day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da sevent day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
seven parking lots
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da eight day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
eight docks foa barges,
seven parking lots
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da nint day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
nine ranching parcels,
eight docks foa barges,
seven parking lots
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da tent day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
ten bureaucrats bumbling,
nine ranching parcels,
eight docks foa barges,
seven parking lots
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me


On da elevent day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
eleven planes a-landing,
ten bureaucrats bumbling,
nine ranching parcels,
eight docks foa barges,
seven parking lots
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
an’ da promise of one house foa me

On da twelf day of Christmas, da Homelands gave to me,
one twelve-acre Walmart,
eleven planes a-landing,
ten bureaucrats bumbling,
nine ranching parcels,
eight docks foa barges,
seven parking lots
Six industrial areas,
five shopping malls!
four airplane runways
three landfill sites
two sewage plants,
but dey still no get house foa me.

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